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Hear ye, hear ye! Dawn-to-dark commuters, test pilots, high window cleaners, Grand Prix racers, lion tamers, ditch diggers, knuckle ball pitchers, vice presidents, night watchmen—in fact, all members of the world's largest persecuted minority (almost 50 percent of the human race are males)—are hereby urged to break the bondage of purse strings and enforce the following non-negotiable demands:

1. •Equal Work (same hours as women)
   

2. •Equal Leisure (same hours as women)
   

3. •A Fair Share of the Wealth (decreased stress = greater longevity)
   

4. •Equal Alimony (just think of that!)
   

5. •Desegregation of Women's Locker Rooms and Beauty Salons (millions of men now need hair sets)
   

6. •Ban Topless Swim Trunks (male torso is not a sex object)
   

7. •Police Protection from Female Karate Experts...
   

Shepherd Mead's hilarious and timely Male Manifesto takes a fresh look at the issues and perils of the coming sexual war and exhorts his  comrades-in-arms to rally 'round this book, boys, in one of the most delightfully chauvinistic satires to come along in years.

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